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'Twas the Night Before the Big Demo

Dave Kellogg

19 Dec 2008
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Here's a fun software industry rendition of 'Twas the Night Before Christmas by Peter Cohan of marketing / demo consultancy The Second Derivative, entitled 'Twas the Night Before the Big Demo.

Here's my favorite excerpt, from the middle of the poem:



















Enjoy.

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